"Christ the Vampire. He was a magician in ancient Palestine.
The Romans tried to kill him." ... "Only they didn't know to drive a stake through his
heart. So he has lived ever since, appearing to people who are
weak. Whoever accepts his kiss gets sucked into the whole trip and
becomes a mindless zombie wandering around trying to suck in the
living by saying things like `Jesus is the answer.'"
http://www.iiipublishing.com/cv.htm
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